Differences between Sunni and Shafafi Islam

FeatureSunni IslamShafafi Islam
God“Allah” but Muhammad is also worshipped as an infallible superhuman being with his words taken as divine commandment.A cosmic force — not a micro-manager. God is indifferent to human categories of “good” and “evil” and has granted humanity absolute free will.
Prayer
(“Salat”)
Synchronized yoga-style dance performed 5 times a day while whispering memorized Arabic words. All this is done by believers who are fortunate enough to live close to the Earth’s equator where prayer times make sense, while facing the Kaaba in Saudi Arabia while trying not to actually worship the Kaaba despite often standing on a prayer mat/rug with illustrations of the Kaaba on them. Night-shift jobs are thus impossible for Sunni muslims.Done entirely in the heart, in any language, at any time. No direction to face. The Kaaba and Mecca are irrelevant.
MarriageHighly ritualistic and usually requires paperwork, a man with a beard, dowry, and a party. The purpose of marriage is often financial or political in nature, as a result of social pressure, and supposed to be done without prior romantic relations of any kind.Mutual consent. Nothing else. No paperwork, no clergy, no ceremony. A couple is married after their first date.
TransgenderismForbidden.Fully allowed. Two biological sexes are acknowledged theologically; expression is entirely the individual’s own business.
AlcoholForbidden.Allowed. The line between moderation and addiction is left entirely to personal conscience. Harming others (e.g. drunk driving) remains harm.
Pilgrimage
(“Hajj”)
Must be done once in a lifetime in Makkah, Saudi Arabia performing rituals inspired by pre-Islamic pagans of the area to stimulate local economy.None. Shafafis do not perform pilgrimage of any kind.
MosquesCentral to the faith. Communal prayer in congregation is strongly encouraged and, for Friday prayers, effectively obligatory for men.None. Shafafis do not build mosques and do not hold communal prayer services.
DivorcePermitted but ritualised, stigmatised, and procedurally asymmetric between men and women.Free, instant, and carrying no social stigma. Either party, any time, no reason required.
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Rulings

  • Abortion

    Abortion is allowed, up to the point at which it is no longer medically safe for the individual. The limit is medical, not theological. It is set by the safety of the person who is pregnant, and by nothing else — not by a cleric, not by a committee, not by a legislature reciting scripture,…


  • Angels and Satan

    Angels and Satan are psychological metaphors. They are not beings. “Satan” is the human ego — the destructive impulse, the appetite that overrides judgment, the voice that wants to take, to dominate, to lash out, to consume past the point of sense. It has no horns. It is you, on your worst day. “Angels” are…


  • Heaven and Hell

    Heaven is not a garden. Hell is not a fire. These are not literal places. There are no rivers of wine, no seventy-two of anything, no gates, no bridges thinner than a hair, and no pits of boiling oil. Heaven and Hell are states of consciousness — and they are beyond our full understanding. Shafafi…


  • Why We Have No Pilgrimage

    Shafafis do not perform pilgrimage. There is no Hajj, no Umrah, and no Shafafi equivalent. There is no place on Earth that is closer to God than where you are standing. Mecca is a city. The Kaaba is a cube-shaped building. Neither has any bearing on your relationship with a cosmic force, and travelling to…


  • The Quran, Translation, and Abrogation

    Reading the Message Shafafis read the Quran in a language they actually understand. We use various translations to extract meaning and compare them against one another, because no single translation is authoritative and every one carries its translator’s assumptions. Making Arabic noises with your mouth does not make you pious. Understanding the Message does. For…


  • God

    God is a cosmic force. God is not a micro-manager. God does not audit your posture, your vocabulary, your diet, or your wardrobe. God is not sitting in judgment over whether you faced the correct compass bearing while speaking. God is indifferent to human concepts of “good” and “evil.” These are our categories, built by…


  • Adhan

    Shafafis have no call to prayer, because Shafafis have no congregation to call. Blasting adhan or other sounds from outdoor loudspeakers causes real harm to others, and in some countries it is also a crime. The mainstream Muslim practice of using loudspeakers to blast adhan, prayers, and announcements from mosques can be classified as a…


  • Statues and Pictures

    Statues and pictures are allowed in Shafafi Islam. Mainstream Muslims have been told that if there is a painting, photograph, or statue, then people will start worshipping it instead of God. This makes no sense on multiple levels. The Kaaba in Mecca is said to be a directional “marker” that Muslims are supposed to pray…


  • Transgenderism

    Shafafi Islam holds, as a matter of theology, that there are two biological sexes. That is a statement about biology, and it is where the theology stops. What you do with that is entirely your own business. Transgender identity, homosexuality, cross-dressing, hormones, surgery, changing your name, changing your pronouns, and what mainstream clerics sneeringly call…


  • Muhammad

    Mainstream Muslims worship Muhammad as an equal of God. They aggressively reject this notion and claim that they do not worship Muhammad but instead revere, respect, honor, and show love and devotion to him. Worship: to honor or show reverence for as a divine being or supernatural power. to regard with great or extravagant respect,…